Sexy Holiday Gift Guide 2013

30 Oct

A wonderful sex life should be at the top of your X-Mas list. In the spirit of the season, we thought we’d put together a Sexy Holiday Gift Guide to help you heat things up for the holidays with fun gifts and stocking stuffers that are sure to make you both smile for many nights to come! Here are Classic Erotica’s picks for the sexiest gifts of the season. Enjoy!

Your Friend

For Him: This holiday season encourage him to find his own sexual identity with Max 4 Men® Max Attract™ Hypnotic Sex Attractant Cologne. It’s the perfect bold masculine fragrance any guy would love!


For Her: Any game that she’ll play now would be a whole lot sexier than the ones from your school days so take it up a notch and surprise her with something that she wouldn’t dare buy for herself. Inspire your good ol’ pal to get a little naughty this holiday season with Heart’s Desire® Play Together™ Lickable Foreplay Massage Game and Heart’s Desire® Sugar n Spice™ Romance Dice™.

Your Best Friend (Slash Former Lover)


For Him: Make shaving a sexy experience for your “Best Friend” with Max 4 Men® Max Shave™ Balls n All Rash-Free Shave Cream and Max 4 Men® Max Protect™ Balls n All Moisture Control Balm! Not only will he look sexy down there but he will feel AMAZING too! With this amazing sexy gift you will be jingling his “bells” in no time.

*For the “Total Body” experience have him groom to the MAX with Max 4 Men® Max Shave™ Total Body Rash-Free Shave Cream!*


For Her: This holiday season give her confidence, power, and her own sexual identity with Crazy Girl® After Dark Sex Aphrodisiac Essence Pheromone Potion #9. The hint of her alluring scent will drive you crazy with desire so make sure to not let her get away until you share a smooch under the mistletoe!

Your Friend With Benefits


For Him: We are sure he would much prefer awesome sex over a boring sweater so give him a very special X-Mas miracle. Get his pleasure zones pumping and make him last all night with Max 4 Men ® Max Control™ Prolong Spray or Max 4 Men ® Max Control™ Prolong Gel!


For Her: Help her stimulate her clitoris and bring in the New Year with extra fireworks with Crazy Girl® After Dark Libido  Lift™ Twilight Bloom Serum Pheromone Potion #7. This invigorating potency commands any vaginal flower into full bloom explosive pleasure. Oh my…

Your Crush


For Him: You have been flirting with him all year long but he just can’t seem to get the courage to “ask-you out”? He may need a little “hand” so give him Max 4 Men® Max Satisfaction™ Rub One Out Masturbation Cream and then drop a line about how you hope he thinks of YOU when he “rubs one out”. With any luck that will help take your flirting to the next level 🙂


For Her: Make your crush feel like a sexy pink Christmas goddess with the Crazy Girl® Sexy Body Care Collection (Crazy Girl® Wanna Be Naked™ Intimate Shave Crème, Crazy Girl® Wanna Be Dazzling™ Sparkling Body Lotion, and Crazy Girl® Wanna Be Sexy™ Flirty Body Mist). If she wasn’t head-over-heels for you before, she will sure be crushing over you now!

In a Relationship

MaxBlastOffYour Boyfriend: Blast things off on Christmas morning with a fun little sex party…*Ahem* in his pants. Give him a cool-warm tingle sensation of arousal and excitement with Max 4 Men® Max Blast Off™ Sex Stimulating Balm.


Your Girlfriend: Give her a two-for-one gift that will entice her sensual senses.  Give her a deliciously scented soy candle that will instantly transform the mood of a room to create an intimate setting and turn into moisturizing massage oil when melted!!! The alluring fragrances Body Boudoir™ Love in Luxury™ Seduced Pheromone Ambiance & Massage Soy Candles will give her the ultimate sensual indulgence during this holiday season.

*Instigate pleasurable sensuality with Body Boudoir™ Love in Luxury™ Indulge Powder-Soft Silky Sheets Pheromone Mist and provide a luxurious silky softness to sheets during the wintertime!*



Your Husband: After a long night of flying around the world delivering presents, there is no doubt Santa is looking forward to come home to a little sexual treatment from Mrs. Claus. Help him boost stamina on X-Mas day and get him really for the New Year with the ultimate sexual performance daily treatment of Max 4 Men® Max Vitality™ Sexual Stamina Treatment. This will help create long lasting erections all year long!


Your Wife: Diamonds are a girl’s best friend but no girl can resist a warming heart body massage. She works hard all year long so give her a little pampering with Crazy Girl® Wanna Be Pampered™ Mini Hearts Warming Body Massagers. A little relaxation can inspire her to get in the mood to do a little more.

Long Distance Relationship


For Him: Instead of taking a trip together to the North Pole encourage him to explore the “South Pole”. Intensify orgasmic pleasure to his southern areas with Max 4 Men® Max G™ Male Sex Prostate Gel. After that little X-Mas rendezvous he will definitely want to come visit you more often.


For Her: Every woman wants sexy skin for the holidays and she is no exception. Body Boudoir™ Love in Luxury™ Comfort Pheromone Powdery Bust Lotion and Body Boudoir™ Love in Luxury™ Perfection Pheromone Firming Bust Gel will make her feel luxurious and stunning during the holidays!

Relationship On The Rocks


For Him: Rekindle your connection and get back in touch with each other by giving him something you can do together. Take a ride in Santa’s sleigh to a winter escape with Max 4 Men® Max Drive™ Advanced Hybrid Lubricant. The joyful excursion will make you wonder what was wrong in the first place.


For Her: Don’t let the Grinch steal X-Mas this year. When all else fails, treat her to a sinful sweet temptation thrill of foreplay intensity with Crazy Girl® After Dark Erotic Lip/Nip Tingle Pheromone Potion #8. The sinful tingles and exhilarating minty oil blend will bring some excitement into your love life.

The Ex You Want To Get Back Together With


For Him: Reconnect with your ex-lover by spending time in front of a fireplace, and let it naturally lead to a romantic evening of reminiscing about your past sexy adventures. Together plot out new ventures and tease him about the possibility of getting back together by giving “Santa’s Little Helper” a Mintastic blow-job with Max 4 Men® Max Head™ Oral Sex Gel. He will sure have a rosy warming-up glow of glee.


For Her: Most women love a little romance, so why not give her a sensual gift this Christmas? Let her know that you’re ready to get close and personal with Crazy Girl® After Dark Sex Arousal Bomb Pheromone Potion #2. The breathtaking potency of peppermint oil and menthol will give her the ultra-stimulation she has been yearning. This can possibly end with a happy ending?

We wish you a very naughty XXX-Mas!

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