Super Bowl SEXXX!

2 Feb

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It is almost here, what you may say? The biggest social event of the year: The Super Bowl!!! Between burly football players, raunchy ads, and a sexy Beyoncé to entertain you during halftime, Super Bowl XLVII will have plenty of eye candy for everyone. It’s kind of hard NOT to think about sex, right? So embrace football and get down and dirty by spicing things up with FOOTBALL SEX GAMES!!! Here are Classic Erotica’s sexy guidelines to kickoff Super Bowl Sunday!

1. Go head-to-head with your partner and let the fate of the game be set up by a smash-mouth throw down. Choose a side and bet your partner for some oral action! If your team wins your partner has to go down on YOU! For a tasty experience use Crazy Girl® Wanna Be Aroused™ Oral Sex Gels or Max 4 Men® MAX Head™ Oral Sex Gels.

2. Bump it up to the next level and every time you see butt slapping during the game do a little love-spanking yourself. Get a little daring and use Crazy Girl® Wanna Be Daring™ Tushy Teaser for a frisky back door game. For best results, use Crazy Girl® Wanna Be Daring™ Anal Ease Desensitizing Gel.

3. Every time Ray Lewis sheds a tear have your partner remove a piece of clothing. It will be pine time for your partner before you know it! Take your partner out of the game and tackle his/her naked body into the bedroom and score that TOUCHDOWN!!!

For a sexy appeal use Simply Sexy™ Sex Attractant for Her Pheromone Body Fragrance or Max 4 Men® Max Attract™ Sex Attractant Cologne.

4. Whether you are rooting for the same team or opponents keep track of the score. Every time your team scores a touchdown, kicks a field goal, gets a safety, two-point conversion, or knocks in an extra-point have your partner roll Heart’s Desire® Sugar n Spice™ Romance Dice™ and perform that sexy task for the “x” amount of minutes that the scored points are worth (e.g. touchdown: 6 minutes, field goal: 3 minutes, safety: 2 minutes, two-point conversion: 2 minutes, extra-point: 1 minute).

5. Every time a quarterback throws an interception lick one of your partner’s body parts using Heart’s Desire® Play Together™ Lickable Foreplay Massage Game. Enjoy the pleasure by taking turns.

Ok, so maybe you won’t be alone and will have a group of friends watching the big game with you. Don’t get benched! That doesn’t mean you can’t have hot sex before or after the Super Bowl!

Now let the games begin and remember to have lots of sex on Super Bowl Sunday!!!

One Response to “Super Bowl SEXXX!”

  1. Moe February 2, 2013 at 7:28 PM #

    Awsome!

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